Archive for the Hats Category

IX : The Bell Tolls For Thee

Posted in Diary, Hats, Sideburns on May 9, 2008 by jiiiiim

The Amateur’s assignments do not stop. He has no way to inform head office of his pacificistic vow, you see. A Fed-Ex or Other-Leading-Brand postman delivers the next parcel. Are they trying to set The Amateur up as some kind of monster? ARE THEY?!

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VII : Snapneck Mountain

Posted in Elves, Hats, Speedboats for all on April 7, 2008 by jiiiiim

The Amateur often visits a local animal rescue centre, to laugh at those less fortunate than himself. This time he found himself staring at a crow with an injured wing, and idly reaching for his nailgun, when he saw a message tied to its leg. After shooting it in a stealthy and subversive manner, he retrived this card.

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VI : Fat Tuesday

Posted in City Guides, Hats, The Great Chef Drought Of 08 on March 29, 2008 by jiiiiim

The Amateur often considers taking in some high culture, shortly before breaking down in a coughing and/or laughing fit and going to somewhere cheap, and today it appears his reallocated kids meal card paid dividends, for on the reverse…

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